Date: Thursday, November 26, 1998
Time: 4:12 PM EST

Submitted by: Hondo

Comment:
This place sounds kewl. Though I usually wouldn't tell any internet stories, I just felt like telling one.
As I get more comfortable maybe I'll come back and tell a few more. Who knows maybe this place will be the Jerry Springer of the internet.

I am a lonely person. Mostly by choice. never had or have been very good at meeting women.
I don't like the bar scene, crowded places make me nervous and even if I do force myself to go I guess my forehead has nerd written on it.
I am not an Austin Powers-International Man of Mystery. So I usually end up going home alone and frustrated.

When I get home I usually slip into my usual formal housing attire of underwear, get a cup something warm and curl up with my laptop on the couch. Turn on the TV and my computer and I hit the connection short-cut and the modem comes to life. The familiar squeal of the connection fills the air. In a few short moments I am connected.
I am Hondo.

I move to the chats and the allure of stimulating conversation with presumably hundreds of the most beautiful women in the world.
I am Hondo.
Like a cowboy singleing out a calf for the brand I weed the undesireables from the herd. Selecting the special lady we move to a private room for some intimate chat with the man of her dreams.
I make them feel special, wanted and for but a brief moment perhaps desireable.
I am Hondo.
I am what their husbands, boyfriends, significant others are not. I am what they want me to be. A world where fantasy and pleasure abound. No holes barred. Pleasure and satisfaction.
I can be found around the net come look me up. Find me...
I am Hondo.